(Not a portrait of me by Frederic Leighton .) Name: Not Clive James Age: Missed most of the Twentieth Century Address: Almost nowhere, really. Nationality: Not a great deal. I don't participate in Scottish culture, any more than I have to by merit of enculturation. Languages: Can't speak Gaelic, Spanish, Cornish, Saxon, nor... Work: I've never had a full-time job. Non-interests: Sport, war, Tarski, collecting anything, scale-modelling, surfing, bell-ringing, spelunking. Education lapses: Secondary: No economics, no philosophy, no gender, no business studies, no psychology, no politics, no French, no Chinese, no grammar (properly). I'm also quite bad at geography. Tertiary: No law, no computing, no engineering, no geology, no medical, no pure maths. I've made definitive surveys of no field - nor any phenomenon, physical, cultural, or other. I know nothing of Nussbaum, I am ignorant of Avenarius, I haven't a clue about Conway. I've contributed noth