alternative names for "data scientist"

"machine learning engineer"
(but really mostly instead "data janitor")
"statistical programmer"
"quant developer"
"technical generalist"
"Sexy S. Sexington"
"really really really big data analyst"
"also overpaid"
"makes pretty pictures about the money"
"statistician sans shame"
"insipid informatician"
"human sticker shock"
"is to science what software engineering is to physical engineering"
"conduit to reality itself"
"munge munge munge manager"
"driving the SAS and SQL out of Ireland"
"chlorine in the data lake"
"the corporate equivalent of I Fucking Love Science"
"Inquisidore Generale Temible"
"buzzword herder"
"machine teacher"
"race traitor"

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