Manlypoints


Manlypoints is a systematic satire on machismo and deconstructionism at the same time. The numbers mean little. Here is a theory lesson: afterallitcouldbeworse.blogspot.com/2010/06/manlifesto.html


RELATIVITYLY

1. Sgt Zim (Brown)(Starship Troopers): 18.25/min
2. Jaws ("Bruce")(Jaws): 7.42/min
3. Blade (Snipes)(Blade): 7.03/min
4. Raizo (Rain)(Ninja Assassin): 6.23/min
5. Machete (Trejo)(Machete): 6.06/min
6. Doc Holliday (Kilmer): 5.79/min
7. Malcolm Tucker (Capaldi)(In the Loop): 5.76/min
8. T-1000 (Schwarzenegger)(Terminator): 5.69/min
9. Neil Shaw (Snipes)(Art of War): 4.73/min
10. Bryan Mills (Neeson)(Taken): 4.62/min
11. Ting (Jaa)(Ong-Bak): 4.40/min
12. Royce (Brody)(Predators): 3.76/min
13. Blues (Belushi and Ackroyd)(Blues Bros): 1.25/min


ABSOLUTELY
1. Mr Smith (Owen)(Shoot Em Up): 694
2. Rambo the Second (Stallone)(Rambo II): 545
3. John Matrix (Schwarzenegger)(Commando): 525
=4. Beatrix Kiddo (Thurman)(Kill Bill Both Halves): 432
=4. Jake Hopper (Seagal)(Belly of the Beast): 432
5. Blade (Snipes)(Blade): 422
6. John Kruger (Schwarzenegger)(Eraser): 398
7. Rambo the Fourth (Stallone)(RAMBO): 391
8. Bob Lee Swagger (Wahlberg)(Shooter): 379
9. Tony Montana (Pacino)(Scarface): 369
10. William Wallace (Gibson)(Braveheart): 354
11. Inspector 'Tequila' Yuen (Yun-Fat)(Hard Boiled): 347
12. Live Free Or John McClane (Willis)(Die Hard 4): 343
13. Rambo the Third (Stallone)(Rambo III): 335
14. Raizo (Rain)(Ninja Assassin): 324
15. Chev Chelios (Statham)(Crank): 323
=16. Bond (Craig)(Quantum of Solace): 316
=16. Fuck You Chelios (Statham)(Crank 2): 316
17. Bryan Mills (Neeson)(Taken): 314
18. Remy (Law)(Repo Men): 313
19. Casey Ryback (Seagal)(Under Siege): 312
20. Lee (Lee)(Enter the Dragon): 308
21. Malcolm Reynolds (Fillon)(Firefly): 301
22. Martin Riggs (Gibson)(Lethal Weapon): 299
23. Machete (Trejo)(Machete): 297
24. Ting (Jaa)(Ong-Bak): 288
25. Han (Jet Li)(Romeo Must Die): 284
26. El Mariachi (Banderas)(Desperado): 278
27. Peter Washington (Foree)(Dawn of The Dead): 277
=28. Riddick (Diesel)(Pitch Black): 274
=28. Maximus Decimus Meridius (Crowe)(Gladiator): 274
29. John Creasey (Washington)(Man On Fire): 273
30. Warchyld (Lundgren)(Bridge of Dragons): 272
31. Damien/Fantômas (Raffaelli)(Banlieue 13): 268
=32. Bond (Craig)(Casino Royale): 266
=33. Jason Bourne (Damon)(Bourne Identity): 266
34. Pootie Tang (Crouther)(Pootie Tang): 265
35. John McClane (Willis)(Die Hard): 262
36. Neil Shaw (Snipes)(Art of War): 260
37. the McManuses (Reedus & Flanery)(Boondock Saints): 255
38. Matt Conner (Seagal)(Pistol Whipped): 253
39. King Leonidas (Butler)(300): 249
40. John Constantine (Reeves)(Constantine): 247
41. Stanley Goodspeed (Connery)(The Rock): 231
42. Man With No Name (Eastwood)(Fistful): 228
43. Neil MacCauley (de Niro)(Heat): 224
=44. Leïto (Belle) (Banlieue 13): 222
=45. Neo (Reeves)(The Good Matrix Film): 222
46. Jacob King (Seagal)(Kill Switch): 220
47. John Shaft (L Jackson)(Shaft): 219
48. Indy (Ford)(Lost Ark): 217
49. John McClane Harder (Willis)(DieHard 2): 216
=50. Chris Vaughn (The Rock)(Walking Tall): 210
=50. Peter McCabe (Keaton): 210
51. Dick Steele (Nielsen)(Spy Hard): 208
52. John McClane With A Vengeance (Willis)(Die Hard 3): 204
53. T-1000 (Schwarzenegger)(Terminator): 199
54. John Triton (Cena)(The Marine): 195
55. Jason Bourne (Bourne)(Supremacy): 192
56. Bond (Moore)(Moonraker): 191
=57. Royce (Brody)(Predators): 183
=57. Cameron Poe (Cage)(Con Air): 183
=57. Kamui (Matsuyama)(The Lone Ninja): 183
58. Lt. Vincent Hanna (Pacino)(Heat): 182
59. Spike Spiegler (Yamadera)(Cowboy Bebop): 175
60. Jack Burton (Russell)(Big Trouble In): 172
61. Malcolm Tucker (Capaldi)(In the Loop): 167
62. Johnny Rico (van Dien) (Starship Troopers): 163
63. LT (Keitel)(Bad Lieutenant): 160
=64. Richard (Considine)(Dead Man's Shoes): 157
=64. D'Lei (Strait)(10000BC): 157
=65. Ron Burgundy (Ferrell)(Anchorman): 156
=65. Jaws (Bruce)(Jaws): 156
=66. Sgt Zim (Clancy Brown)(Starship Troopers): 146
=66. Lee Geum-Ja (Yeong-ae)(Lady Vengeance): 146
67. Kowalski (Newman)(Vanishing Point): 141
68. Oldboy (Min-sik)(Oldboy): 137
69. The Blues (Belushi and Ackroyd)(Blues Brothers): 131
70. Cyrus (Malkovich)(Con Air): 126
=71. THE DUDE (Bridges)(The Big Lebowski): 124
=71. Mike Graham (Brosnan)(Death Train): 124
72. Sheriff Eben (Hartnett)(30 Days Of Night): 120
73. The Chosen One (Oedekerk)(Kung Pow): 116
74. Doug Bukowski (Stanford)(Hills Have Eyes Remake): 111
75. Wyatt Earp (Russell)(Tombstone): 103
76. Sam Lowry (Pryce)(Brazil): 96
77. Doc Holliday (Kilmer)(Tombstone): 96
78. President Marshall (Ford)(Air Force One): 88
79. Rick Deckard (Ford)(Blade Runner): 81
80. Barry Egan (Sandler)(Punch-Drunk Love): 78
81. Elizabeth II (Mirren)(The Queen): 67
82. Austin Powers (Myers)(Goldmember): minus 51



TO DO

Mike Kirby (Green Berets)(Wayne, Janssen and Hutton)
(Four Brothers)(Wahlberg, Gibson, Benjamin and Hedlund)
Wong Feihung (Drunken Master, 1978)(Chan)
Chan Ka-kui (Police Story, 1985)(Chan)

Buddy Marathon
Jack Cates (48 Hours, 1982)
Ray & Gabriel (Tango & Cash, 1989)(Stallone and Russell)
Marcus & Mike (Bad Boys)(Lawrence and Smith)
Ray & Danny (Running Scared)(Hines and Crystal)
Tom Beck & Lloyd Gallagher (The Hidden, 1988)(Nouri and MacLachlan)

Max Walker (Timecop)(Van Damme)
Ogami Itto (Shogun Assassin, 1980)(Wakayama)
Jack Colton (Romancing the Stone)(Douglas)
Nicholas Styles (Ricochet, 1991)(Washington and Lithgow)
Jake Lo (Rapid Fire, 1992)(Brandon Lee)
King James & Savon (Trespass, 1992)(Ice T & Ice Cube)
The Outlaw Josey Wales
Conan (Arnie)(Conan)
(Travolta)(Face/Off)
(Cage)(Face/Off)
(Redford)(Brubaker)
Deke Thornton (Ryan)(Wild Bunch)
(Travolta)(Saturday Night Fever)
(Lee)(Game of Death)
(Campbell)(Evil Dead 2)
T-1000 (Arnie)(T2)
Rocky Balboa (Stallone)(Rocky IV)
(Punisher)
Robocop ()(Robocop)
Harry Tasker (Arnie)(True Lies)
(McQueen)(The Dirty Dozen)
(McQueen)(Papillion)
(Black Dynamite)
(Crowe)(Master and Commander) 
Louis Schneider (Auteuil)(MR73)
Mat (Depardieu!)(Diamant 13)
Nikita (Parillaud)(Nikita)
(Gibson)(We Were Soldiers)
(Marvin)(Point Blank)
(de Niro)(Ronin)
(Reno)(Ronin)
(Reno)(Leon)
- Sam Spade (Bogart)(Maltese Falcon)
- Lincoln Hawk (Stallone)(Over The Top)
Bill Munny (Eastwood)(Unforgiven)
Don Juan (1948)(Flynn)
Robin Hood (1938)(Flynn)
Frank Murphy (Blue Thunder, 1983)(Schneider)
Joe Armstrong (American Ninja, 1986)(Dudikoff)
Gabe Walker (Cliffhanger, 1993)(Stallone & Lithgow)
Frankenstein (Death Race 2000, 1975)(Carradine)
Jensen Ames (Death Race, 2008)(Statham)

Thinking about a revision of the system which is less skewed towards hyperactive hyperviolent characters. Saw "Bad Lieutenant" the other night, which is properly shocking, but largely due to atmosphere - he doesn't kill anyone.


"He's a bit too human to be manly, really"

The first committee in session.