I' foon laid for doot. Thocht and scrievit – bit nae mind'nt? Gye near. Ebsent freens. - James Reid Foundation of doubt. I thought and wrote - but I forgot? So close. Absent friends. Glymur dansur í høll, Dans sláið ring, Glaðir ríða Skotskur menn, til Waterloo Gym! - his joke about the Faroese saga Ormurin Langi Dance resounds in the halls, dance! form a ring! Brave Scots, ride to Waterloo Gym! James Reid is a mathematician earning his Master's at the Perimeter Institute for Theoretical Physics at Waterloo, Canada, one of 28 in the select pilot class. He's very probably the only twistor theorist to belong to Moray. You should imagine the following at high speed in a Buckie accent, punctuated with chortles and grins. (To be frank, he's an advert for the human race...