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Listen Cloze, Now: "Broom People" by the Mountain Goats

" DISHES IN THE KITCHEN SINK! " A long list of things in John Darnielle's step-house: tales of ordinary madness. The Sunset Tree is one long song sung to his past. The title is obscure; perhaps it means "thrifty folk"; a household that has to repair its worn-out broom, (and sweep all sorts of things under the carpet). The food is no better than " fresh fuel for the sodium flares "; processed, salty crap that he gets his kicks out of burning. It's more than Caulfield iana. He's deeply affected by the mundane; depressed by untidiness and low-income ennui. But when he's " in your arms ", " in the long tresses of your hair " this goes away. Things go elemental. He's a wild creature escaping out from under "the king of the jungle", an abusive stepfather. (We can find anything disturbing and anything profound.) I'd thought that the arms he was saved by were his mother's, but in other places ( L

Wilde and Warhol in bed

(c) Ronald D Gosses (2009) Andy Warhol & Oscar Wilde meet over Margaritas Somehow or other I'll be famous, and if not famous, I'll be notorious. Or perhaps I'll lead the life of pleasure for a time and then—who knows?—rest and do nothing . - Wilde If you want to know all about Andy Warhol, just look at the surface of my paintings and films - and me - and there I am. There’s nothing behind it ." - Warhol (Notes on wilful contrariness for a later work.) Andy Warhol is heir to Oscar Wilde, but I've never read anyone noticing this. I don't mean just that their queerness crashed into and shaped modernism and postmodernism respectively ( though that's a good one ); nor just that they fundamentally share the role of the sparkling dandy riding atop our none-more-wishful culture; nor that they're the most quotable figures in history. I mean that their similar self-constructions - the effeminate, theatrical, aesthetically-fixated, charming, amoral

Listen Cloze, Now: "Stand By Me" by Ben E King

Schlep; schlep; Schlep-schlep-schlep; schlep, Schlep-schlep-schlep; schlep, Schlepppschlep; schlep........ An old Drifter rolls into town, and your front yard, and your arms. In the best version (1961 single, not this ^ one), the double-bass is a mess; waterlogged, flattened, hushed. It's just percussion. But out of it: glory underplayed, undertoned, motive, roadlike. As in all this calibre of R&B, the guitar and backing trio are barely there. The strings creeping up, up, up on him are a masterclass in predictability; their 1:55 spotlight is painful, extremist contralto schmaltz. And yet! they are after all only the bassline given razored, tight wings, dream-come-true dignity. There's only two bits to the lyrics (fidelity, and apocalyptic fidelity) and scarcely two in the sound ( that stepwise homophony, which King's voice is just interpolating, but with such measured, accented passion that you don't notice). Is that enough for this song to "be about" any

my word processor says the antonym of philosophical is "realistic"

(c) Rembrandt (1632), 'The Philosopher in Meditation' Bertrand Russell once referred to Kant as the greatest catastrophe in the history of philosophy. C. D. Broad commented that this position surely belonged to Hegel. Russell and Broad were wrong, because this title undoubtedly belongs to Martin Heidegger. - Paul Edwards, two citations needed. ****************************************************** In eighteenth-century Europe, as in modern times, passports — quite literally documents which allowed the bearer to 'pass through a port' — had to be carried on most long-distance journeys... For identification purposes they contained a detailed description of the bearer. 'It is commanded to safely and freely let pass: Jacques Cazanua Italian thirty-two years old, five foot ten and a half inches tall or Thereabouts Face long, plain Swarthy. Heavy long nose. Large mouth. Brown, highly intelligent eyes.'" - Judith Summers People's passports use

The Arrogance of Saints, 1

A friend said he wished to improve the world. Just improve yourself; that is the only thing you can do to better the world . - Wittgenstein vs Is [existing] not an act of repulsing, excluding, exiling, stripping, killing? … I fear for all the violence and murder my existing might generate. I fear occupying someone's place . - Levinas Observation statement #1 : The Shanghai district government is offering postgraduate scholarships to foreigners (even philosophers). Observation statement #2: I am relatively poor and want to know Chinese. Observation statement #3: The Chinese government publically -but- secretly executes about 6000 people a year, putting to shame the rest of the world, who are only unspeakable 2000 times a year put together. Observation statement #4 : The Chinese government covertly tortures lots (illegally, even by their own fucking law ). Observation statement #5 : There is in place, in this "Communism", a hereditary class order (rural/urban) rem

A SKETCH OF FIRST PHILOSOPHIES WHICH TOOK FAR TOO LONG AND WAS IRRELEVANT TO THE QUESTION

What various people said the most fundamental part of the world was - the bottleneck through which the rest of reality flows. (Or does now, after their work done unbunged it.) ARISTOTLE: Begin with the first causes and the principles of things. "what is being qua being?" (metaphysical priority). DESCARTES: Begin with yourself, with only the most evident things. "what is known?" (epistemic priority) KANT: Begin with the interface of active subject & world: "how do we have knowledge"? (apperceptive priority) RUSSELL: Begin at the most basic facts: "what are the real átomos?" (logical priority) HUSSERL: Begin with the universal impression of consciousness: "what does the a priori shape of our experience say about the objective?" (phenomenological priority) HEIDEGGER: Begin with the meaning of Being: "why something rather than Nothing?" (fundamental-ontological priority) LEVINAS: Begin with the Other: &q

do not forget we live in the future

(c) Elizabeth Parker Hats " We exist in a state of social and physical equanimity that is unparalleled in the history of humans. Why else would we alert the media every time we feel a little blue ?" - Dave Hickey Look at this reverse image search thing! God, isn't it worth social atomisation and massively lower attention spans? Particularly when taken in tandem with this lovely thing . And this . And this . And this . And this . And this , this , this and this . And all that . And this . And this . And this . And this . And this . And this (alt) . And this . And these . And this . (Prostate exam of justice.) They've all got downsides. (Ok, not Child'sPlay) But that's built into the idea of "technology". Wikileaks in particular is a time-traveller from some future place where people actually control their governments . But in this spacetime manifold, it's fucking dangerous . (Regarding that future "actual democracy", the Ch

what's eating him?

What are you so angry about? 1. When journalists attribute coherent thought systems to politicians who have no such thing. It becomes the duty of academics to "reconstruct" (i.e. construct) them. cf. Thatcherism , Reaganism, even Howardism . 2. When Peter Strawson sets the agenda for the metaphysics of the next fifty years with a bollocksy arbitration that William of Ockham wouldn't have touched . Steve Pratt (2009), Metaphysics of Presence, elk shit on hessian 3. When geniuses are idiots, and loudly. Freeman Dyson (denied that humans have damaged the environment, tried to discredit IPCC) Ludwig Wittgenstein: " Pinsent enraged me with notions of women’s suffrage. The only women I know are idiots who flirt with professors ." Also his life-denial and Natural Law stuff. Salvador Dali Martin Heidegger ( Fry , Watson and Meades don't make the list.) 4. The theoretical conclusion that "The free-market is an automatic producer

Lists of Songs in Songs

On Spotify Here 1. Plus Ones - Okkervil River no one wants a tune about the 100th luftballoon, seen shooting from the window of your room to be a spot against the sky's colossal gloom, and land, deflated in some neighbor state that's strewn with 99 others . 2. Hot Topic - Le Tigre (fuh all thuh gurrrrlz) 3. Losing My Edge - LCS Soundsystem (I WAS THERE I WAS THERE I WAS THERE) It is about being horrified by my own silliness. And then it became a wider thing about people who grip onto other people’s creations like they are their own . 4. Teachers - Daft Punk) (You haven't heard of these, go away if you say you have.) 5. Teachers - Soulwax (be nothing like one's heroes) 6. A Praise Chorus (Wait for the bridge: Shondells , Madness , Promise Ring, Bad Company , They Might be Giants . This meant something to me, once.) Crimson and clover, over and over Crimson and clover, over and over Our house in the middle of the street, why did we ever meet? Star

maybe partying will help

Avatar (2010) We think that fun is radical and revolutionary fun actually was becoming quite subversive fun was very important it was a direct rebuttal of the kind of ethics and morals that were being put forth in the country to keep people working in a rat race. bakhtin saw the carnival as a popular expression of subversion a “world turned inside out” in which people could make fun of the systems the system of power that structured their everyday existence maan Matrix 2 (2004) "To dance is to rebel." the performance principle denies people’s desire for “mindless pleasures”—sexual, playful, and nonproductive (or nonreproductive)—in order to promote labor that becomes ever more alienated from its products The role of the father is taken by “the Man” who “has a branch office in each of our brains” Fuck the rich! Fuck the cops! Everyone to the streets on Saturday November 20! We will party in Parliament Square and if the cops try and stop us w

Why Worry?

Rationalist walks into a job interview. Interviewer: "Have you any experience in the field, Mr...Leibniz?" Rationalist: "WHAT IF I DON'T?" ******************************************************* Reading a wee biography of Shane MacGowan which describes his childhood as "port-stained". Not " port-wine-stained ", but worse. ********************************************************* *********************************************************** " I found out I'm gay, a few weeks ago in Oklahoma. That sucked - I had no idea! Some guy in a bar told me, he said: 'Hey, you're a faggot!' And I thinks: 'Ahh shit! How am I gonna tell my Dad? It was hard enough breaking it to him that I was an asshole. He's gonna hate this !'" - Doug Stanhope ******************************************************************** MISSING: proper conception of male sexuality. If found, please retur

Mr Levinas, Gamesmaster

“ When you visualized a man or woman carefully, you could always begin to feel pity...When you saw the lines at the corners of the eyes, the shape of the mouth, how the hair grew, it was impossible to hate. Hate was just a failure of imagination .” - Graham Greene "WE ARE ALL HOSTAGES WE ARE ALL JEWS WE ARE ALL SURVIVORS WE ARE ALL CANNIBALS WE ARE ALL SAINTS." ********************************************************** [ cmd:/run {existence} ] ---Welcome to Being! ---You usurp {Djellali Mohd}. What gives you the right to do that to him? You take {200} Shame Points! ---You see Dave, the guy who always gives you hassle about your hair! [FACETOFACE ENCOUNTER!] ---You see {9} Responsibility Points! [ cmd:/take 9RP ] ---You receive 9000 Shame Points! [ cmd:/give sandwich: Dave ] ---Dave is {still hungry}! ---Shame total {8999} ---Through Dave's Face, you realize you are related (always-already asymmetrically non-subsumptive divinely) to all Thirds! You now have {6.999999 bill

the descent of man

And, now, No.5; the ascent of the world...

Jazz-Death

You can tell a lot about someone* from the historical year after which they stop listening to jazz. After white folks took it . (1917) Maybe you've an orderly mind ("What is this thing "improv", but anarchy ?") in which case Satchmo goes and ruins jazz as early as 1925. For loads of people it's 1945, where we noticed that, at some point in the Second World War, jazz ceased to be pop music and had donned the unwieldy headgear of art music . ("STOP DANCING AND LISTEN, DAMNIT." - signed, Gillespie, Parker, Monk ) Jazz became agitation, spontaneity, the sound of your nerves . Or there's 1952, when Chet Baker kills the piano (and thus yanks out the moderating seatbelt of standardised chord-accompaniments). What might look like the grandest self-obsession of an egoistic time (1955-63) and place (" Mingus Ah Um "; "Mingus Dynasty"; " Charles Mingus Introduces Charles Mingus "; " Mingus Mingus Mingus Mingus Mingus &qu

To the Other's Side (Songs With Metaphysical Claims In)

The content of folk is fundamentally metaphysical. Our failure to recognize this is primarily due to our own abysmal ignorance of metaphysics and of its technical terms. . . . The true folklorist must be not so much a psychologist as a metaphysician, if he is to 'understand his material'. - Ananda Coomaraswamy On Spotify Here 1. Black and Gold - Sam Sparro (the fear of reductionism) Cause if you're not really here Then the stars don't even matter - Now I'm filled to the top with fear But it's all just a bunch of matter 'Cause if you're not really here Then I don't want to be either... 2. Do You Realise? - Flaming Lips (unreality of time/mortality) You realize the sun dunt go down/ It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning round . 3. Childlike Faith In Childhood's End - Van der Graaf Generator (existentialism: song of a scientific human trying, trying...) Frightened in the silence- frightened, but thinking very hard, le