(Not a portrait of me by Frederic Leighton .) Name: Not Clive James, Not Robin Hanson Age: Missed most of the Twentieth Century Address: Almost nowhere, really. Nationality: Not a great deal. I don't participate in Scottish culture any more than I have to by merit of enculturation. Languages: I can't speak Gaelic, Spanish, Cornish, Saxon, nor many many others... Non-interests: Sport, war, conlangs, Tarski, collecting anything, scale-modelling, Dr Who, surfing, bell-ringing, spelunking. Education lapses: At Secondary level: No economics, no philosophy, no gender, no business studies, no psychology, no politics, no French, no Chinese, no grammar (properly). I'm also quite bad at geography. Tertiary: No law, no anthropology, no engineering, no geology, no medicals, no German philosophy to speak of. Code : I don't know any functional languages (unless you count the pariah JavaScript ). I've never used a static code analyser, or rigorous optimisation withou...