(c) Ian Baker (2012) PHP, the language which runs 80% of the known internet , is renowned for its fundamentally poor design . The language began as a few little functions letting non-programmers manage rudimentary web forms. But it has expanded into the 7th most popular language there is, a very fast , mature object-oriented thing which tries hard to manage its primary burden: itself . (Much of the horror has been patched over since PHP5 , I am told by grizzled veterans.) The lead dev at my work, who's spent 10 years with it, admits that it " keeps you on your toes ". (However, one would prefer that one's tools were transparent, an extension of the arm.) Neal Stephenson notes that source code comments (the backstage cribs of your software) read like the terse mutterings of pilots wrestling with the controls of damaged airplanes. The general feel is of a thousand monumental but obscure struggles seen in the stop-action light of a strobe. This struggle is th...