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magic rationalism

Say you're a magician . Say you know that most things can be controlled with magic, but say each spell takes ages to learn - decades, say. What to learn first? How to produce  terrifying fireballs ?  immense speed ? understanding of aliens ? No: as every child knows, you wish for more wishes first. Immortality would be best, obviously, but no-one knows that one yet , so you take those cheap potions of minor  fortitude ,  recall  and wit that are around. At the same time, you target your own willpower ,  memory , reading speed , and read other wizards getting to the point of spell-books, saving years. Most of all, you learn the hard spell that makes you as right as you can be: strict conscious  and unconscious reason.

leaving home miscellany

(c) Roddy Macfarlane (2012)  Beauty... You came back. But I didn't notice. I was too busy defining myself . - Carter Ratcliffe Five years in Aberdeen; I was transformed here. It's enough to make you grateful for the pathologically dark cold, the fish stink, and those that fled sinking economies for this raft of fossilised sun-sludge. Aberdeen is a test of character. There are so many cliches about why it's a shit place that valuing it, choosing it, does say something about you. Everyone grumbles about the town - its insane weather and uniform architecture, its oilmen and lack of clubs. The difference between you as incomer and you as settler is if you see past this to quieter facts: the pride and persisting difference of the place. You earn your affection. If you disagree, go watch this and then talk to me. (Anyway towns are like multiplayer games - their worth depends more on who you're playing w...

bookshop miscellany

(c) Beatrice Warde (1932) What's the Hamlet of scifi? (Not the 'greatest and most complex work in its field': the book which earns you disapproval if you admit to not having read it.) Brave New World ? Do Androids Dream? Dune ? Gravity's Rainbow? It's hard to imagine anyone making fun of you for not having read 2001 . So, is scifi less centralised and hierarchical, then? Maybe. Maybe the scifi world is just yet to have its Robert Hutchins , the fossilising stipulation. Maybe I've just not spent enough time around the geek equivalent of academic snobs: convention attendees. ***************************************************** Scandinavian countries are the least violent places in the world, all hovering around 0.5 murders per 100,000. But their crime fiction - unusually pessimistic, lonely, and depraved even for crime fiction - has been taking off like nobody's business. How long will it take for the entire population to be fictionally murder...

midsummer miscellany

(c) Jenny Morgan, 'Midsummer Hare' It may be that curiosity comes at the expense of commonality. *********************************************** We need a term for high-IQ people who are, nonetheless, idiots. I suggest 'arch-idiot'. Usage: "Almost the entire field of financial economics was composed of archidiots." Taleb uses nerd as a technical term for this; Marx, ein Fachidiot . The culture at large uses savant, but this is not quite right and would stick the boot in to autists yet again. We also say book-smart, but that's anti-intellectual: our problem would not cease with the banning of all poncey books, since our problem is with those that abuse the poncey books. Archstupidity (n.): The presence of strong abstract reasoning in the absence of emotional intelligence, empirical feedback, or actual  rationality . Leads to the ubiquitous, dangerous assumption that since one understands one c...

Bullying the Coy Mistress throughout History (Carpe Diem poetry)

(c) Rubens, 'Pastoral Scene' (1638) Prune back your long hopes. As we speak, envious time is running away with us. Pluck the ripe day! Trust the future as far as you can throw it. . - Horace 'Coy mistress', sir? Who gave you leave To wear my heart upon your sleeve? Or to imply, as sure you do, I had no other choice than you And must remain upon the shelf Unless I should bestir myself? Shall I be moved to love you, pray, By hints that I must soon decay? No woman's won by being told How quickly she is growing old ... - A.D. Hope People who say "Carpe diem!" mean well. (We are running out of time, after all.) But you have to wonder if even the urgent affirmation of good life justifies the associated YOLO crap and emotional blackmail. Premise : [Action x] looks pretty stupid . Premise : But you'll die some day! Conclusion : You may as well [x]. or, less ignobly: Premise : Life is transient. (Memento mori) Premise : You're in yo...

summer miscellany

(c) Arcimboldo (c.1570) "Spring and Summer" Deciphering corporate language: "Manager" = Controller .  "Executive" = Controller controller / King Simpleton  / Capital's Metatron "Administrator" = Cartesian demon. "Supervisor" = Guard labour . "... Officer" = Desk ballast. "Analyst" = Cherry-picker . "Advisor" = "Yes" Man. "Consultant" = "It'll cost you" Man. "Assistant" = monkey. "Intern" = monkey's monkey. "Technician" = nerd monkey. "Programmer"= Code monkey . "Developer" = Programmer. (OK, so job-title inflation is an understandable process - you're trying to convince people that what they do is important - but you're doing so without changing their work or working conditions.) ************************************************ Here is the great joke of the humani...

virtually yours

(c) Olafur Eliasson (2010), Your uncertain shadow I sent out another one of those round-robins  with which I fish for large identity statements from my friends. This time: " if you were a computer game, what computer game would you be? " I meant the question metaphorically ("what game has features, broadly construed, that you also have?") but people took it literally ("what game world would you like to be in?") as often. Making this latter interpretation is itself a Statement of sorts. CR: "On a good day, Grand Theft Auto - popular because fun to mess around with, but equally if not more more rewarding when engaged with more deeply. On a bad day, Metal Gear Solid - pretentious, talks too much." [Metaphorical, and received within 5mins of my sending the challenge.] RM: " Haze. Never great, never popular, pseudo-intelligent, made by better people capable of great things. Desperately trying to escape its British origins. Not qui...