Hello blog, you might remember me as this blog.
I intend to get spirally and excessive and euphuistic about Chinese things just as soon as I find somewhere t' FUCKEN LIVE in this, our Silver Toon. It's a grinding task; I resent it precluding my standing still, its mean inevitability.
Meantimes, here's some of the property jargon that daily worms its styleless, corrupt way into me.
---"The property benefits from..." = nasty way of predicating.
---"Superb house" = I really do not know.
---"the very popular Rosemount area" = "we have managed to crunch the population density up to 2000 people per km2."
---"secluded" = "far away"
---"generous room" = just what you deserve, no less, you oik
---"within easy access of Altens and Portlethen industrial estates" = disused warehouse.
---"ample" = see "generous"
---"terraced villa in the exclusive Denmore estate" = ???
---"20 minutes walk to a bus stop" = ...
---"in good order throughout" = ...
---"many appealing features" = Could be anything; Wittgensteinian simples ("height"; "redness"), for example.
---"a unique property" = architect found dead in foundations. Old Ones implicated.
---"spacious throughout" = the interior's bulk modulus ("corridors") are successful in creating a region of epiconstant spatialized matter ("floorspace"). The property benefits from existence.
---"deceptively spacious" = Your thoughts are too large for it; you'll get used to it.
---"truly spacious" = utterly meaningless. just nothing.
---"ample" = see "generous"
---"terraced villa in the exclusive Denmore estate" = ???
---"20 minutes walk to a bus stop" = ...
---"in good order throughout" = ...
---"many appealing features" = Could be anything; Wittgensteinian simples ("height"; "redness"), for example.
---"a unique property" = architect found dead in foundations. Old Ones implicated.
---"spacious throughout" = the interior's bulk modulus ("corridors") are successful in creating a region of epiconstant spatialized matter ("floorspace"). The property benefits from existence.
---"deceptively spacious" = Your thoughts are too large for it; you'll get used to it.
---"truly spacious" = utterly meaningless. just nothing.
Gumtree saves, scythes through bullshit:
"Note stains on the rug + walls but its nothing to worry about 'cos it doesn't make a mess of the appartment."
So. The best that we have to say for many of our structures is that they are "accessible". Doesn't mean it's anything I want to access.
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In other good news, Google recently overcome Greek competitor Logic as the world's most popular system of rationality:
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Tell us another:
Study of Blondie's "Picture This" confirms that which has long been suspected: Debbie Harry's empirical idealism:
"All I want is 20/20 vision,
A total portrait with no omissions."
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